stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via landorus)

heyfunniest:

OMFG
goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Source: tw0deadboys, via laughing-llama)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via heyfunniest)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via holla-peen-yo)

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

I WANT PICKLES

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

I WANT PICKLES

(via whisperintoass)

(Source: nottheproblem, via cisles)


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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via pizza)