beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via jraphic)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via jraphic)

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via jraphic)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via vanillaicecreamandchips)

hi:

seeing your friends after they went out and had fun and “forgot” to invite you

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mellowmia9

(via shutup-imfunny)

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via perks-of-being-chinese)

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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(Source: 911official, via epicallyfunny)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via perks-of-being-chinese)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via landorus)

heyfunniest:

OMFG